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a medical euphemism meaning "we don't know what the fuck you have" and/or "we're too lazy to find out"
Patient: "I've been running a 104-degree fever for six days. I'm throwing up, coughing up green gunk, and I can't take it anymore. Give me some meds!"

Doctor: "Hmmm... it sounds like a virus. Go home, take some Nyquil and Pepto and come back and see us next week if you're still having symptoms. Don't forget to pay your copay on the way out."
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A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.
PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".
"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"
by Nodog438 February 21, 2014
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An attached female who always messages/e-mails you via the internet
Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(

Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
by NeverDUN October 15, 2007
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An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.
"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
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In computer terms, a CTD
damn, i just got ANOTHER virus fool.
by g3lic June 23, 2004
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The plural of virus, Viri may not be the correct way to pronounce the plural of virus but many non-words are used on the internet!
Crap I'm infected with viri
by X3R0 September 22, 2006
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