Something stupid people get when they use Outlook or Internet Explorer
Hey Look Outlook is installing another "attachment"
by CptnObvious999 April 28, 2005
Something you'll get a lot of when using Internet Explorer
John: Dude my anti-virus just detected another virus!
John: Do you get viruses often?
Bill: Nah, i got Chrome
by Aristocat January 05, 2013
an internet whore/hoe
-Yo son what you do today.
-Nuthin much just finished talkin to this VIRUS on aim and we bout to go run a train on that bitch, you down??
-Hell yea ma nigga. Be ther in like 10 minutes.. Payce
-P Pay Payce
by NeverDUN March 24, 2007
my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.
E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.
by SPORK October 03, 2003
a medical euphemism meaning "we don't know what the fuck you have" and/or "we're too lazy to find out"
Patient: "I've been running a 104-degree fever for six days. I'm throwing up, coughing up green gunk, and I can't take it anymore. Give me some meds!"

Doctor: "Hmmm... it sounds like a virus. Go home, take some Nyquil and Pepto and come back and see us next week if you're still having symptoms. Don't forget to pay your copay on the way out."
by dufininwurdz May 05, 2014
One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".
"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"
by Nodog438 February 21, 2014
The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.
"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."
by Capt. Jinglehiemer November 14, 2003

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