vegetaryan 

An idividual known for their Nazi-like strictness when it comes to meat content of food.

Does it contain meat?

No.

Did you wash your hands if you handled meat before touching it?

Yes.

Does it contain any microbes that are generally regarded as being animals?

Yes, I guess so, but why does THAT matter? You've eaten more meat than that by biting your own lip.

You just don't get it do you? Just give me glass of filtered water. And wear gloves - I don't want any tiny fragments of your skin making their way in there.

Jees... what are you? Waffen SS - SALAD SQUAD?

We prefer "Vegetaryan" - we are the master race, we don't eat dead animals like you mortals.

You're a weirdo.

vegetaryan by SirronTheMighty September 5, 2008

Strict vegetarian 

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.

person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.

Strict vegetarian by yupppppppppppp April 2, 2010

Vagetarian 

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

Vagetarian by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."

I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian by superslacker87 March 27, 2010

Lacto Vegetarian 

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.

lacto vegetarians rule!

Lacto Vegetarian by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007

de facto vegetarian 

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta

PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.

de facto vegetarian by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanonymous January 25, 2011

Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.

"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"

Vegetarian Barbecue by RJ_J February 18, 2014