"Well then, let's use Vegetarian Vampire!"
"Uh...don't you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?"
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
Person 2: That's not even possible!