Vegetarians are people who choose to not eat meat for certain reasons, such as religion, ethics, or simply because they do not like the idea of 'eating flesh'.

Some vegetarians believe that people are allowed to choose whether or not they want to eat meat. Others try and force their beliefs on others, along with calling every meat eater a 'stupid uncultured dickhead'.

It is possible to get all daily needs out of being a Vegetarian, including protein, a fact that many people (see Omnivore and Carnivore) believe they can't. That is not to say that everyone who is not a Vegetarian believes this, just a few.

There are many varieties of vegetarian, such as those who eat fish, those who eat poultry and those who don't eat any animal products (see Vegan).
Normal Vegetarian: I'm a vegetarian because I chose to be.
Small-minded fool: Hahahahaha, you're stoopid for bein' a veggie. You gonna hate me for this? (Eats some meat product)
Normal Vegetarian: Nope.

Stupid Vegetarian: Everyone who eats meat is going to rot in hell! I hate you all! You should never eat meat! Dickheads! Assholes!
Normal Omnivore: Dude, what? (Finishes off burger)
Stupid Vegetarian: You ate meat! I hate you! Die in hell! (Bursts into tears)
^ {Seen this happen before....}
by xTownx November 27, 2008
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Vegetarian-Hi is there a vegetarian option?

Waiter-Of course...You can fuck off!
by comminsar November 14, 2009
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A bad hunter. One who subsists on not food, but the things that food eats.
"The vegetarian must rely on slower prey such as the broccoli and carrot."
by Joemoee December 15, 2008
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1. A person who does not eat meat of any kind, but still eats eggs and animal products.

2. A douchy self-righteous ass who need attention and need to feel special and non-conformist so much that they don't eat animal products and they condemn anyone who eats meat.

Note: All vegetarians are definition 1, but not all are definition 2.
Vegetarian: Don't you love that tortured pesticide-filled yummy cow that was kept in a tiny living space and was killed inhumanely? Doesn't it make you feel great? Aren't I so cool because I'm ruining your meal right now?

Omnivore: Actually this is certified organic grass-fed beef, and even if it weren't, it's my choice of what I eat, so please, fuck off.

Vegetarian: Well you're still wrong!

Omnivore: Wow. I can see how you have all your friends.
by eatmeatlovetheearth June 18, 2010
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People who don't eat meat or fish. To be clear : there is no such thing as a vegetarian who eats fish. That's a pescitarian.
Many vegetarians have to put up with idiots telling them that they are any and all of the following : fanatics, insane, fascist, obsessive, selfish, assholes, bullshitters...It's pathetic. If I told you that I didn't eat spinach (I don't - yeucch, spinach), would you feel compelled to sermonize on the 'fact' that I worship the People for the Ethical Treatment of Spinach society, try to force others to give up spinach, and am self-absorbed in my decision to avoid spinach? I don't think so.
People who choose to eat meat, do. Nobody stops them. Are they scared that the big bad vegetarians will come and take their steak away? And then they'll waste away to nothing because they’ve no protein? The average person in the western world consumes around 4 times the amount of protein needed, and some substitutes like soy and Quorn actually contain more protein than meat, not to mention virtually no fat.
A vegetarian is someone who has made an informed life choice not to facilitate the slaughter of innocent animals. A meat-eater is someone who, sometimes for good reasons, but sadly sometimes through ignorance and selfishness, has chosen to prioritise their own preference for meat over the suffering of the 11,000 sapient innocents that an average person eats in a lifetime. If one group should be angry with the other, then in my view, it shouldn't be the second.
I am a 15 year old girl living in the UK and have been vegetarian since I was nine. I have a few friends who are vegetarians, also, though most of them have only recently decided to give up meat.

I have not once regretted my decision and though my parents and two brothers eat meat they are (mostly) understanding of my decision. I am perfectly healthy and enjoy food just as much as I ever did. The only thing I don't enjoy is needlessly-angry-at-the-world imbeciles choosing to criticise a personal, ethical decision which does not affect them in any way whatsoever.
by SuitUp! July 18, 2010
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When someone tries to start a beef with you, you recline.
"My friend didn't believe me when I told him that she was cheating on him. He tried to started beef with me but I went vegetarian on him and I just walked away."
by Silver36013 September 30, 2009
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A person who doesn't eat meat for moral or health reasons. Some people think that one person being a vegetarian doesn't make a difference when in fact, 1 person being a vegetarian for 1 year saves about 100 animal's lives. YEs, it is natural to eat meat, but now it is completely unessasary to kill animals because we have alternatives. People are jsut to lazy to try tofu.
ass hole-"hey, want some bbq pig carcass?"

me- "bitch please, I'm a vegetarian"
by veggiesssssssss May 31, 2009
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