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C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome)

One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).
I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.

Felicia's Black Animal 

Felicia's Black Animal is a cat that is named after a satanic band, named Led Smeppelin, or something.

That's the cat who does weird dog stuff like fetch. And loves the outside like a little puppy. But in cat fight's that the scariest hair sprouting tongue slap mother fucker.
Felicia's Black Animal you know, You know where he is Now..... From Monkey Business by Skid Row Subliminal message.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Animal Sandwich 

A sandwich created by the undefeated amateur boxer and notorious internet forum poster known by the alias of "Animal Squabbles" and his famous slogan 'SPEND MONEY!!!". The sandwich is made up of 4 different animals, pig, cow, fish and chicken.

It is made by putting a piece of fish inbetween 2 beef patties, then putting that inside of the KFC double down sandwch (bacon and chicken). No bread, all meat.
dude 1 - "Man, I'm so hungry i could every animal on this farm."

dude 2 - "Well then you need to go get you an Animal Sandwich"
Animal Sandwich by spendmoney April 12, 2010

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce
Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."