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One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.
OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.
vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008
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vambertanshin 

it's just kinda the way something is ... y'know?
Grace looks SO vambertanshin today!!!!
vambertanshin by rhat February 20, 2019

vamperial 

The cross I purchased at hobby lobby looks a bit vamperial.

Bob Barker has a vamperial look about him.
vamperial by JULIE LISA RONNIE October 22, 2018

vamperbate 

an act of sexual release while reading and/or watching "vampire fiction"
"I dropped my popcorn while racing to the bathroom to vamperbate in the middle of Twilight: New Moon"
vamperbate by winstongoondog December 9, 2009

vampernot 

Like a human but only exactly, like a vampire only not at all
Ben was a vampernot in North Dakota he doesnt like blood only tequila.
vampernot by narly79 November 6, 2013
two people or more that suit each other well but do not get along.
their friends,family and people in general would ship them and say that "they would make a great couple but it's unfortunate that they do not like each other."

to sum it up : 2 people or more that share the same interests and likes,that fit each other really well and would make an awesome couple (from other people's view) but do not like each other and infact finds them "annoying" to be around with.
girl : they look so cute together!

guy : yeah,they do..but he hates her guts.

girl : so like an "vamber" relationship?

guy : I guess so.
vamber by coffee and teabagging. March 27, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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