VampMeyer

A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.

1: OH MY GOD IT'S A VAMPIRE!

2: Don't be scared, it's just a VampMeyer.

by harrypotterfan987 November 21, 2011