1 definition by harrypotterfan987
A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.
1: OH MY GOD IT'S A VAMPIRE!
2: Don't be scared, it's just a VampMeyer.
by harrypotterfan987 Nov 21, 2011 add a video