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in the act of val. such as annoying, aggravating, hugging and attacking people. comes from the legend val.

"she valled me the other day."
"i was valling him the other day."
valling by Darla Anne January 17, 2008
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A slang word for masturbating while playing the popular game Valorant.
"Srsly bro? I can't play League now, I'm valling!"
Valling by kaiserkurb February 28, 2022
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The act of masturbating while playing the popular tactical team shooter Valorant
"Bro not right now I'm valling"
Valling by kaiserkurb February 28, 2022
1) A less trashy way of saying vajayjay!

2) The female body part that is unappealing to gay men!
"OMG gurr your valinga is loose!"
Valinga by Waltizzle!!! January 12, 2008

Jordan vallina 

Jordan vallina by An Gay Retard March 15, 2017
the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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