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Vaginamancy 

The ability of a woman to control a situation simply by benefit of being female.
In order to get help moving heavy boxes, Lorraine had to exercise some serious vaginamancy
Vaginamancy by centricity October 15, 2010

Vaginomancy 

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.
Vaginomancy by flumpis October 16, 2006

vaganimals 

(noun) creatures whom live within a vajungle, commonly known as crabs.
i ain't touchin that shit....she's got vaganimals!
vaganimals by debbie downer May 12, 2008

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.
Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.
Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vaginiagra Falls

When a woman's pussy gets so wet that it's literally flowing out of her.
I was having sex with my pregnant wife, I thought I was visiting Vaginiagra Falls... turns out it was just her water breaking.

Vaginika and Jewrad 

Trumpo's "hot" daughter and likely lover, and her weaselly looking undertaker of a spouse.
Did you see the new book “Fire and Fury” ? They all think Vaginika and Jewrad are dumb as a rocks. And she negotiated with Jewrad that she gets to run for president! President of what? President of mindless fuckhole?