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Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

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vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.
I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.
Vaginacology by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

Vaginacade 

How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.
Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.
After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.
Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginacologist

Someone who believes themselves well studied in the non-scientific study of vaginacology, typically by virtue of having seen so many vaginas.
I've seen so many pussies I'm a freakin' vaginacologist.
Vaginacologist by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

Vaginacade 

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.
So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...
Vaginacade by BKibbles July 21, 2007

Vaginaclunkinitis 

1. A term used to describe a vagina which is abnormally loose; an untight pussy

2. A "disease" where the vagina is untight
Example:

Bill: "Dude I totally screwed Jill last night"
Bob: "How was it?"
Bill: "It sucked, she has vaginaclunkinitis"
Bob: "Damn that sucks"