vaginal queef mist

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.

I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!

vaginal queef mist by Wheatus April 15, 2004

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vagina queen

molly...holding this title for a long amountof time. no one will or can conquer this vagina.

i hearb about what happened yesterday...molly yer the vagina queen

vagina queen by crickett May 27, 2004

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queefing vagina

is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.

common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.

Last night it was difficult to hear the movie over your mom's queefing vagina

queefing vagina by SexyLova 69 May 2, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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