vage badger 

a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair.

matt wayne look it up, you'll laugh

vage badger by blah March 31, 2005

vagbadger 

Someone who relentlessly tears into vagina. A larger, more aggressive relative of the twattermite.

She walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.

vagbadger by Dr. Doolots April 3, 2010