What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
by tower62 September 7, 2011
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The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.
Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.
by Dikalottapus July 31, 2013
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To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
by relicky86 January 3, 2011
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Urn mode is a term for when you die.
Going urn mode basically means dying
Boutaa go urn mode
by Skl8888 June 17, 2022
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Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds
After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.
by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010
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