When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying
Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
by JOE565 November 23, 2006
A rad slang term for the urban dictionary.
A general term the sexual desires of young men living in the city.
A general term the sexual desires of young men living in the city.
He was a scholar, nearly memorizing every term and phrase written in the urban dick.
The rural farm people would sacrifice a newborn calf every autumn, hoping to spare their daughters from the lustful pull of the urban dick.
The rural farm people would sacrifice a newborn calf every autumn, hoping to spare their daughters from the lustful pull of the urban dick.
by Dongbat June 13, 2017
(n.) -- Nickname, in a friendly and easy-to-pronounce form, for a popular online dictionary called the Urban Dictionary.
"I love seeing the new definitions of words that keep popping up daily on the Urban Dick! It's a really cool online dictionary."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009
-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2009
Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab
C) Makes no sense
Examples
A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
A) Obviously made up
B) Has no place in a normal person's vocab
C) Makes no sense
Examples
A) Polarpoint Presentation
B) Pillow Lust
C) Beardo
Urban Dick-tionary
by MirrorssrorriM March 23, 2011
Larry: Jim, your a kike
Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew
Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
Jim: Ah. So I am the derogatory term for a Jew
Larry: ...And you're an Urban Dick Head
by wetdickallnight September 13, 2009
The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.
lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!
lad2: BANTER!
*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!
lad2: BANTER!
*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!
by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009