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A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.
Guy 1: Scott shelby is my favorite character
Guy 2: no Ethan is better
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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A word from the future: meaning a communist father, communist fartheres are very common in the future, 67% of all fathers are tranabaions, in the far future the word father got completely erased
Crush: I wish my father wasn't tranabaion.....
Me: *trying to impress* my father is dead
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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This word is from the future, you most likely won't get it, Im sorry, but I can't define it yet, if I do it will cause the universe to delete all memes, we don't want that to happedn
Meme god from future 1: Ashley meow ass hot chocolate
Meme god from future 2: lol that shit died a while ago, your tranabaion is homo
Meme god from future 1: lmao
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
by The classic memer July 28, 2018
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When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying
Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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