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upward failure 

An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.

After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.
The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.
upward failure by WORDLE August 7, 2011

Upward Spiraling Pigtail 

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.
"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

Upward Bound 

TRiO Upward Bound is one of three programs in TRiO. Upward Bound is targeted towards High School teenagers to help prepare them for Colleges, Universities, and their future life. Upward Bound prepares students for College and Universities by giving their students a taste of what it is like on a campus for weeks. Classes are also given to students during this time for a more realistic environment besides living on campus.

TRiO exists to help those who are struggling find a good resolution for themselves, and Upward Bound is no exception. Upward Bound would help students deal with the financial costs of college, gives information on getting into college, and keeping students on the right tracks into college. There are even mentors who’re either people that have been in Upward Bound before or people that are very understanding, caring, and reliable to assist their students.

TRiO programs are also very fun, especially with the variety of personalities that can also share many relationships. There are games, activities, and somehow workshops that are fun and educational. It’s a place where people can just be who they are instead of hiding everything in because they think that someone is going to judge them. The teachers are also very understanding and very ENTHUSIASTIC in the classes they are teaching.

Upward Bound isn’t just preparations for college nor is it just a place for fun. Upward Bound is Family.
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Upward Bound by UBer Kaoticid November 19, 2009

upward flow 

A flow that goes upward
The opposite direction of a water fall would be a upward flow.
upward flow by Why are you here November 19, 2020

Upward Waterfall 

The act of eating her out while she is upside down until she squirts.
Bob and Cindy upward waterfall last night.
Upward Waterfall by SKM3 November 30, 2010

upward dog 

A sex position similar to reverse cowgirl, except the man is obliged to yelp like an Irish basset hound until mutual climax is achieved.
I tried the upward dog the other night. Mad skillz required. But she loved my woof.
upward dog by DDogg2423 January 11, 2012