12 definitions by montypark
What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.
Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
by montypark October 23, 2008
Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.
Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?
Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?
Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?
by montypark October 30, 2009
The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.
The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
by montypark March 31, 2009
A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.
"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"
by montypark January 23, 2009
Stephen Colbert is an honorary Champion of Brotherhood.
by montypark October 6, 2008
Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."
Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.
by montypark October 10, 2009
Someone whose sexual attraction favors a particular race or ethnicity. Since this is a product of product of personal taste, it cannot accurately be called bigotry.
by montypark March 4, 2009