6 definitions by sds

uptight

unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass

"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"

by sds May 5, 2004

skunktit

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.

My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.

by sds October 3, 2004

Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

by sds October 3, 2004

United Statesmen

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.

1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.

by sds April 15, 2012

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

by sds August 1, 2005

bologna

used to describe a chick's nipples if she got some big ass titties

"dayam dawg, that girl got bologna nippels!"

by sds May 5, 2004