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up tight 

Behaving in a cold or unforgiving way due to angst, a hangup or some bogus morality or propriety.
1. He got up tight about me smoochin' with his woman and sulked about it until the wine smoothed things out and we decided the bitch wasn't worth the trouble.

2. The pigs were really up tight about their missing squad car, but Jimmy was no snitch.

fuck tight up

to tighten the fuck up. usually followed by a swift blow to the head.
"Fuck tight up, b!"

slip up in something real fuckin tight 

sliding your dick up into a real tight bitch's pussy.

having your bitch slide down on your dick and its real fuckin tight.
"Yo Dan V. I just slipped up in something real fuckin tight last night son"
"Yo have you heard about Dan V. in Brazil? He slipped up in something real fuckin tight"

uptight bastard 

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.
uptight bastard by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010
unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass
"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"
uptight by sds May 5, 2004
adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.
He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.
uptight by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016