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Unshaped 

Any person that has a weird or abnormal body shape; they may appear to most people as obese or anorexic to be considered unshaped.
“Look at her upper body compared to her lower body with her unshaped ass!”
“Why does this unshaped bitch think she cute just because she got her hair done?”
“She’s like a stick, with her unshaped ass she don’t need to talk about nobody she got small boobs and a lil butt too.”
“How even is that unshaped bitch that tall and that skinny at the same time.”
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Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
To not be bothered by an event or otherwise happening
May I stand unshaken Amidst, Amidst a crash of worlds
Unshaken by Goodboah1899 May 8, 2022

unshaven nutsack 

an annoying person of low integrity.
Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!
unshaven nutsack by kam75xx July 21, 2019

unshapen 

The hottest, sexiest version of a man. He has control in the bed at all times. Though it gets aggressive with the dogs, the man refers to the rugball position in bed.
The hot unshapen man got in the rugball position with a car.
unshapen by rap the snap October 15, 2020

unshapen 

The control freak in bed. He gets down and shows how unshapen he really is. This is a man who is hot, manly, and aggressive. The name of the “unshapen” is usually Dante, and as a sign of superiority, he practices his ‘moves’ on “gramps.”
Dante is an unshapen type of man.
My husband Dante is unshapen!!!!!
unshapen by rap the snap October 15, 2020
Not feeling a sense of guilt or shame in a matter.
When we woke up this morning after not having the sex you promised we'd have, I got more upset because you seemed UNSHADED by it and completely oblivious.
Unshaded by Cheddem November 3, 2016