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Unrealistic Dreamer 

Noun.

The Unrealistic Dreamer is a random series of unplanned and awkward mistakes crashing together to compose something both beautiful and heartbreaking. He or she is a fierce protector, fast and strong, intellectual and scientific, romantic and lonely, all at once. He or she is, contrary to first impression, very realistic and clear-thinking, and sees past the smokescreen that is 'life' to see the levers and pulleys that run the machine, thus enabling them to conquer the major trials of modern life fairly easily, although the small things such as being social do not come as easily. an Unrealistic Dreamer is an enigma to be analyzed, a precious treasure to be discovered, hiding in plain sight, merged unconventionally with his or her surroundings.
Unrealistic Dreamer - a person that resembles a mix between an escapist, a poet, a genius, and a schizophrenic.

unreality show

Often referred to as reality T.V., it's a T.V. show that is supposed to be "real" people living "real" life but fails miserably at its objective.
guy: Did you see that reality show where that girl did that thing?

girl: You mean that unreality show where that hired actress read that script?

guy: yeah that's what I meant.

UnReality TV 

A reality television show where the cast will display overblown emotions or reactions based on the changing circumstances of the show.
Narrator: "While Jamie and Adam rebuild Buster, Grant and Tory will try to melt butter with a firecracker"
Grant: "3...2...1..."
-pop-
Tory: "WOOOOO...WHOAAAA...HOOO.HO!!"
Grant: "OOOOOOU....HI FIVE ME BRO....WHOOOOO!!!"
Viewer: "This UnReality TV fad has about ran it's course"
UnReality TV by bergstrom February 19, 2008

Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm 

A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.
Season 7 of Doctor Who contains numerous examples of Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

Unrealistic 

events that are too epic for reality; dealing with ideas or matters in a way that is not realistic; impractical or visionary
'Are you even real lionel?'
'I'm UNREALISTIC!'

'That night was unreal.'
Unrealistic by klotzzzzz January 11, 2009

unresistable

to be irresistable, but in a more gangster way.
MC Dinosaur Dick and a hairy ass? Sounds unresistable.
unresistable by caylib September 25, 2009