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Uncle Charlie 

Has your dog ever begged for more food? The definition for Uncle Charlie is when your pet eats himself fat or until his belly gets big and round.
" Man your dog is fat!"
" yeah, he kept begging for more food so he Uncle Charlied himself."
Uncle Charlie by saltlord June 8, 2018

Uncle Charlie 

to give/recieve a hand-job over pants/garments. Usually common in heavily populated areas, restaurants, cabs, movies ect.
John: Yo mang! You hook-up with that girl last night?

Arnold: Well the bar was packed so she gave me a quick uncle charlie under the table
Uncle Charlie by Gus. E April 22, 2009

uncle charlie 

radio slang for the FCC
oh man, hide your illegal CB amplifier, uncle charlie is coming

Uncle Charlie 

(n) Another name for Charlie Sheen's character on the CBS hit sitcom Two and A Half Men. Usually he is referred to that by his nephew Jake Harper.
Charlie: Well buddy its that she wants something different in a relationship from your Uncle Charlie.

Jake: What does she want?

Charlie: Uncle Charlie

Jake: What do you want?

Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.

uncle charlie 

usually found in farms in south vietnam, and runs his own version of ebay, most commonly involving young vietnemiese farm hands that he will sell for some "hot loving"
"whos that old cong down the road?"
"oh, thats uncle charlie"
uncle charlie by Terri April 22, 2004

The Uncle Charlie Classic 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”