Stuff that makes even the most constipated individual have an ass explosion.
I took some Metamucil an hour ago and ended up with the worst intestinal contractions known to man.
A person who will do anything to please another or will copy them.
Can also be used as a verb : licking bum.
You: "I like dat TV show, it's well safe."
Friend: "Yeah innit, well safe."
You "Ah, you're just a lick bum."
When a dude slaps his dick in a chics face and leaves a mushroom imprint.
Bill mushroomed that bitch good.
Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!
My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.
One that gets horny from fruit.
You should see Jen when she is around bananas.
a queer canandian bastard
Major Tom is a cock a ass
usually found in farms in south vietnam, and runs his own version of ebay, most commonly involving young vietnemiese farm hands that he will sell for some "hot loving"
"whos that old cong down the road?"
"oh, thats uncle charlie"
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