unidate 

n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.

unidate by 4BLady February 11, 2015

unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.

I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"

unintenuendo by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021

Unintentional Flexing 

One of the greatest honours one could receive and the highest Level of flexing when you are so fly it gives the illusion that you don't to put effort into flexing, you just flex naturally. It doesn't involve buying for the brand and the common hypebeast would be unfamiliar with this concept.

Jack: Yoooo look at Rice Gum's new oufit isn't that freshhh
Jill: Na bro it just screams supreme, how does that make it freshhh, he doesn't even look good. He's trying hard it's Inentional
Jack: Ahhh right brooo I get you!
Jill: Check out A$AP ROCKY thoughhhh freshness is in his blood. He's unintentional flexing

Unintentional Flexing by FlexOffender101 July 9, 2018

uninteractive 

A made-up word you try to use when describing something that is not interactive. The word you are looking for is noninteractive.

You are a very uninteractive person.

That doesn't mean anything, sorry.

uninteractive by johnsee166 October 8, 2018

Unintensive 

Antonym of Intensive.

Easy, uninvolved, not difficult, fairly straightforward, simple, etc, etc.

The job was unintensive for bob. (E.G. easy)

The algorithm is not the easiest to understand, but very processor untintensive. (E.G. fast for processor)

Managing a birthday party is rather unintensive in comparison to managing a funeral or marriage (E.G. uncomplicated)

Unintensive by Flynn Clubbaire October 29, 2011

unintelligible

when a dumbass writes something you can't understand

Joy your last message was a bit unintelligible

unintelligible by g-dollas-y'all November 15, 2014

Unintentuendo 

A portmanteau word combining unintentional and innuendo. When you unintentionally insinuate something bawdy in conversation, typically whilst tired or under-caffeinated.

Co-worker: "I'd love to watch that t.v. show."
Mandy: "Why don't you bring your little stick in and I'll put something on it for you."
Co-worker: "I only have a big stick, but I'll bring it in."
Mandy: "Oh no! That was unintentuendo; I definitely haven't caffeinated yet. Just bring in the USB and forget this conversation ever happened."

Unintentuendo by Astormypetrel August 26, 2013