uphostery 

A type of material only craig is allowed to clean, usually found under the nut sack of another mans balls

Craig lifted up the ball sack to clean the uphostery

uphostery by Craigdildo March 14, 2022

Unholyverse 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fanfiction trilogy that will tear your heart to pieces and change your perspective on the world and religion. Featuring Frank Iero as an unfortunate piercer and Gerard Way, a mysterious priest. Read at your own risk.

Did you read the Unholyverse?

Man, don't even mention, that shit is dark.

Unholyverse by WowNatalie May 20, 2017

upholstery 

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009

upholstered 

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

upholstered by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

palate for upholstery 

When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.

Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery

palate for upholstery by juleybee December 14, 2010

upholstered 

To be so high you become one with the couch.

Man after i smoked that blunt, i was upholstered.

upholstered by Big8ball September 23, 2016

unhollerable 

Not being able to hit on a female because they are taken. They could be single but just talking to someone or they could be in a relationship.

She's unhollerable because she got a man.

unhollerable by r-gunz November 4, 2010