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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder 

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
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unfuckingreal 

Unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. Also can relate to unreal good sex, your partner, the act, or yourself. Can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable.
The delicious dinner that you made last night was unfuckingreal, but when we got into bed later and we had such great sex, it was really unfuckingreal.
unfuckingreal by Sir Banning November 9, 2008

Unfuckingfassbar 

A term created by Rea Garvey (Irish sing-songwriter) as one of the coaches during the Voice of Germany (2012). "Unfassbar" is the German definition of unbelievable or unconceivable. He uses this term when he is breathtaken, speechless and in awe of a singer's performance. An english translation would be something along the lines of "unfuckingbelievable".
Wow - your voice is "unfuckingfassbar", meaning it is incredibly good - it blew me away.
Unfuckingfassbar by Melfra November 7, 2012

unfuckingacceptable 

a completely intolerable situation that has occurred because of the incompetence of others around you.
Co-worker can't get you wings for lunch from B-dubs. This is unfuckingacceptable.

unfuckingforgettable 

Passionate slang description of someone or something so powerfully unique that nobody could possibly erase the memory.
That first kiss we had, right there in the front seat of your Durango, is totally unfuckingforgettable.

unfuckingbelievable 

so unbelievable you have to add fucking for extra umph!
.. my FAVORITE word ..
UnFUCKINGbelievable! I would have never thought that drinking 18 beers could make anyone so hott!
unfuckingbelievable by Errn April 8, 2003

unfuckingfortunately 

An unfortunate event that is not terribly unfortunate but just a pain in the ass.
I just finished my basement and unfuckingfortunately it flooded again.
unfuckingfortunately by JEDJanis August 14, 2010