1. a characterization of a person/people with less than attractive appearance; used in lieu of a straight insult
2. many Walmart shoppers
2. many Walmart shoppers
While walking through Walmart, Jim sees a 300 pound woman wearing spandex stretchpants. All her cellulite is visible through the tight fabric, and when she walks, her hips and butt look like two huge beach balls going up and down. He nudges his friend to point-out the visual attrocity. His friend, who is too polite to exclaim or laugh at the woman, simply says "yes, that is most unfortunate."
by sgjd2010 January 12, 2011
When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
A Game Made In 2018 where the goal is to make your fellow spacemen hate there lives because of proximity chat… and take out the monster
by TheKirbyAllStar July 24, 2021
The unpleasant moment that occurs when a mans "scrumptious hard nipples" appear through his tight shirt. This moment can be made much worse when the man bears "man-titties". This appearance will normally cause cringe, disgust, or hilarity to others.
Patrick: Bro, did you see that? That sight will never leave my mind.
Juan: Damn what'd I miss?
Patrick: I just witnessed an unfortunate nip-slip
Juan: Damn what'd I miss?
Patrick: I just witnessed an unfortunate nip-slip
by Cheese34 September 16, 2016
A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.
In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.
'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'
'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'
by mortalie November 7, 2006
A Netflix series, movie and book series about three siblings who are chased around by an evil man named Count Olaf who wants to steal their enormous fortune. It is also the 2nd greatest thing ever created.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall today?
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
Person 2: No thanks, I need to watch Season 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events and then binge watch the whole series again once I've finished it :) And then I also need to watch the movie and read the rest of the books.
by i dont need a username March 2, 2019
A book series by Lemony Snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings Viloet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
by bobie December 3, 2004