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a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable
god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls
by beachballa August 21, 2008
1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.
1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.
by KingPr0n October 26, 2004
Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.
Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."
by MACHone Inc. October 06, 2005
A nicer word for a hypodermic needle left at the beach. Coined by Reno 911!.
Last time we went to the beach, Travis stepped on a beach ball, and we thought he contracted AIDS.
by Hurricane-D October 19, 2010
v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."

Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
by renudemind March 29, 2009
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 04, 2010
Sandy balls from a day at the beach
My friend was at the beach all day and had sand in his pants. He had beach balls.
by shadow12314 August 21, 2008
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