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A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
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similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public
girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes
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the feeling you’ll get after reading this, wlw edition. (pt. 2)
“oh, ace! ohhhh, OHHH!” julia screamed in excitement as she felt ace’s warm body rub up against hers. she arched her back, rubbing her big round boobs into ace’s face, panting louder and louder. at this point she was quivering, so horny she couldn’t bear it.

“FINGER ME, NOW!” although ace didn’t like to be told what to do, she loved hearing julia’s moans and screams, so she massaged julia’s pussy again. slowly getting faster and faster, ace felt the time was right to stick her fingers in.

“OH, YES! YES! FUCKKKKKKK! AAAAAAH!” julia screamed, pressing herself against the floor of the bedroom. without warning, ace’s muscular fingers started pumping in and out of julia at a top speed, causing julia to shake and moan before she finally hit her g-spot and came all over the carpet. but it wasn’t over, no, not for ace. she started making out with julia, rubbing her crotch against her naked body before starting to finger her again. she climaxed 5 more times after this, before eventually passing out from exhaustion. ace tucked her into bed smirked, knowing julia wouldn’t be able to walk for days.
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