uncle dennis 

australian: a peadophile

"keep an eye on your kids, an uncle dennis lives round here"
"she's too fuckin young for you mate. fark! your not uncle dennis!"
"what a fuckin weirdo! he was licking his lips like an uncle dennis"

uncle dennis by gibbalatte November 1, 2012

Uncle Dennis 

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

Uncle Dennis by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017