Unfriending
We' ve been dating for months now, I can't believe she actually dumped me! -Forget her bro, start with unfriending the ho!
Unfriending by Niels81 February 4, 2009
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Preemptive unfriending
When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
Preemptive unfriending by AntonBordman August 31, 2012
Word of the Day on March 25, 2018
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Pending Unfriending
When someone you're friends with on a social network takes too much of an interest in their profile (generates an excessive amount of posts) or in your profile (generates an excessive amount of comments on your profile), and you contemplate terminating the "friend" status.
Contemplation can also be due to terminated relationships, etc.
Contemplation can also be due to terminated relationships, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my God... Becky is so annoying on Facebook. She comments on like, ALL of my pictures.
Girl 2: I know, right! Right now she's Pending Unfriending.
Girl 2: I know, right! Right now she's Pending Unfriending.
Pending Unfriending by chocoprincess116 July 28, 2012
funfriending
Unfriending someone who deserves to be unfriended, usually because they post many obnoxious statuses, pictures or wall posts.
Not Steve: "I funfriended the shit out out of Steve after he spammed my newsfeed about his new Jeep Wrangler. What a giant fucking douche."
Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"
Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"
funfriending by lickdaduckbutter May 24, 2011
Untrending
Trends that are just past their prime. Often, a sizable number of people will not be aware that this has happened.
Untrending by waterygrave November 30, 2010
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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