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Ubermetalgasm 

The next level up from Metalgasm. The riff heard is so awesome, that your mortal ears and brain just couldn't stand the intensity, and your head just explodes from the strain.
First seen in Tenacious D Pick of Destiny
Headbanger 1 : Did you hear what happened to Bob.

Headbanger 2 : Yeah poor guy got an Ubermetalgasm while listening to Metal Meltdown and Enter Sandman simultaneously. His brains went everywhere!
Ubermetalgasm by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

Überpedo 

A pedophile who has taken it to the "next level"

Lead singer of the Lostprophets Ian Watkins has pleaded guilty to attempted baby rape and producing child pornography. The Überpedo status wedges in between Superpedo and Jimmy Savile (Ascended Lord Omega Kiddyfiddler).

The Pedoladder is notched with differing levels of Innocence eating and along the way levels like Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris indicate the severity of the Tike Touching.

Like a caterpillar breaching the chrysalis, Watkins has emerged as an Überpedo.
"Ian Watkins pleads guilty to attempted baby rape"

"Today we ascend Master Ian Watkins to the dishonorable rank of Überpedo."
Überpedo by Vince_mcflippers November 26, 2013

ubermeteroligist 

A person under the age of twenty five that has a gift and/or natural talent for predicting weather patterns/ the weather in general
"Should we set up for this gig bo. I dunno ask Tim he's an ubermeteroligist".
ubermeteroligist by Tim Hax May 10, 2006

überputer

a computer built with premium parts, modified for extreme performance. From über, and computer.
I kept crashing my computer when I played Crysis, so I bought some mods and built an überputer!
slang for internet, usually used in disgust
agh, my computer crashed, damn ubernet
ubernet by matt furlani October 7, 2003

UberPenguin 

A CPPS created by some guy named lux in 2015
I was on UberPenguin the other day and saw a pookie
UberPenguin by EliotJG September 9, 2016

ubereetswa 

A combination of popular food delivery service ubereats and australian eshay slang word eetswa, often associated with mad cunts and therefore, drugs.
Meaning drugs that are delivered to your doorstep
Adlay 1: oi cunt you spilt the mix you gotta go get another 2fa from that wickr bloke
Adlay 2: biggest mish cunt, reckon he does ubereetswa?