whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all' 

I think its "who", but really not.

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TWSS Stories 

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments

TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!

TWSS Stories by DJ20 January 8, 2010

Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream 

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.

Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"

Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

twasterd by gel&kate September 9, 2010

TWSS 

Short for that's what she said. Only to be used in situations where saying that's what she said would be deemed inappropriate. Usually said under breath and pronounced twiss.

(At formal dinner party with in-laws)
Mother-in law: We were fishing when your father pulled out a giant rod I had never seen before...
(Silently, under breathe): TWSS..

TWSS by kwk2010 February 13, 2008

'twas 

The Old English combination of the words "it" and "was", now creeping back into modern culture.

-Did you see the movie Yesterday?
-Yep. 'Twas the best movie I've ever seen.

'twas by Seth Vicious October 5, 2004

twash 

Epic gamer way of saying trash

Person 1: ur twash
Person 2: aww man

twash by ver epco July 26, 2019