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To twitter while pooping.
Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.
by TQuizzle April 06, 2009
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To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.
Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.
by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013
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When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010
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TWOOP... Two Hoops or Twin Hoops
When you use 2 hula hoops at the same time
I am a Twooper (a hula hooper that plays with twin hoops, two hoops)
If you are a Hula Hooper & you have Two hoops then you could say you are a TWOOPer and you TWOOP and you go out TWOOPing.
"Hey let's go out Twooping in the park and practice some new Twoop moves!"
"Wow those moves were Twoop-tastic"
by JuJu26 May 14, 2015
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Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you
Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops
by Santy_India January 12, 2010
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To have twin bowel movements, usually without the aid of diarrhea. The movements may be identical or fraternal.
I thought I was done, but I went back to the bathroom and had a twoop.
by The Twooper April 10, 2009
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A combination of the words tweet and poop. Tweeting while pooping.
I was making a twoop then this guy walked in the bathroom and heard me.
by lboii April 30, 2015
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