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Twobbler 

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
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The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017
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twibberish 

Twitter + Gibberish = "Twibberish", or pretty much anything in my twitter newsfeed.
twibberish: ff fomo yolo scoda tbt instagood fml , etc.
twibberish by Neal Saverz June 28, 2013
A tobber is when you rip off a piece of tobacco and put it in a p shaft then smoking it through a bong. It gives you a head rush.
“I can’t believe you just ripped that fat tobber!”
Tobber by Avacadomh October 23, 2018

blue vein thobber 

A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.
1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.

2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.
blue vein thobber by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
an insult used to describe someone who is generally very stupid, a cross between a tosser and a nobber
Jim: Seen that bloke over there?
Matt: Yeah. He's a complete cunting tobber
tobber by Loulamoth July 17, 2009

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017