two-for 

The opportunity to receive the value of two, for the price, effort or quantity of one.

Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."

Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"

*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*

Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"

*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*

-

Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*

*Person 2 backs away*

two-for by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010

two for flinching 

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

two for flinching by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

two for fives 

Two crack vials for $5.

"Word up, two for fives them niggaz got garbage down the way." - Raekwon the Chef

two for fives by Seahorse Q. Snowplow May 18, 2005

two for a quarter whore 

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

two for a quarter whore by mulletman69 August 28, 2006

Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

Two for Confidence by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009

two for the pink one for the stink 

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

two for the pink one for the stink by Seek May 5, 2004

Two for Tupac

The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.

Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?

Two for Tupac by takatakita September 3, 2013