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Lack there of, Phsyical competence by one, Edwin, to determin the distance to point B from, mentioned above, horrible depth perseption
Edwin poked his chicka IDB due to lack of depth perseption
by TSOG August 02, 2003
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Depth perception is the ability to realize when your band is coming off as TOO deep. For example, when a band TRIES too hard to be deep and thought-provoking and their depth comes off as silly, it could be said that they have no depth perception.
Jared Leto has no depth perception, thus he makes 13.5 minute long music videos.
by Co. March 02, 2007
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Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.
guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.
by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016
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