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two-call system 

The method used by an escort booking agency to ensure maximum utilization of their resources. The objective is have the next customer available on site to ensure minimum down time, but at the same time ensure the previous customer has left and the girl has had a chance to clean up before her next "date".

The first call will provide general location information (such as the name of a hotel) while the second call (which occurs after arrival at the location) will provide more detailed information such as a room number.
After making an appointment with the agency, it was a standard two-call system to get to the girl's room.
two-call system by daed November 2, 2011
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Two Call Process 

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.

Call on line two 

the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
(sound of toilet flushing)
Bob: "What was that?"
John: "Sorry, I had to take a call on line two"
Call on line two by PoorDavid January 16, 2012

Call of Duty Black Ops Two 

The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.
Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!

Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game
Call of Duty Black Ops Two by Al W. October 14, 2012

two-caller 

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.
So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.
two-caller by CheapYuppie January 1, 2008

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a 

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it
minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a
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