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Two C***s in a Kitchen 

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
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Two C's in a K 

There's two C's in a K right now man, you better hide.
Two C's in a K by ribs no September 25, 2009

A Tale of Two Cities 

A very long book by Charles Dickens. Forcibly read to many High Schoolers, who often use Cliff's Notes.
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...
I read a Tale of Two Cities and I really enjoyed it.

A Tale of Two Cities 

An aweful, lengthy novel written by Charles Dickens about the French Revolution. Unfortunately, the violence of the era is left out from the narrative and replaced with a lame storyline that is difficult to follow without Cliffs Notes. Most high schoolers will be forced to read it for school. One of the worst books you may ever have the misfortune of reading.
"Class over the summer, you'll have to read A Tale of Two Cities."
"Noooooooooo!!!"

Two Door Cinema Club 

An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music
Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend

Two Door Cinema Club 

Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).
Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.
Two Door Cinema Club by HEIRBEAR November 8, 2010

Circle of Two 

When a group of coprophiliacs get together and stand in a circle, taking turns "dropping a deuce" (the two, so to speak) on the next person in the circle, who then stands up and continues on with the next person in the circle.
Fred: Let's get together tonight for a Circle of Two.

Jane: I'll bring the laxative.

Tom: I'll bring the plastic sheeting. My carpet cleaning bill from last time was horrendous!
Circle of Two by Armon Vargett April 28, 2010