Twiliterate
Twiliterate by shelovestosail October 23, 2009
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Twilite
Inspired by the film, "Twilight" which has ruined the repute of vampires from mysterious ghoulish beings to schizophrenic homosexuals.
1. A group of followers who denude and then spoliates the grandeur of anything entertaining, admired or respected, and fags it up with over-estimation, over-appraisal, obsession and nonsensical worship and fanaticism.
2. An individual who participates in anything entertaining, admired or respected, and pollutes it with no skill, talent or expertise and then is praised and applauded for their work by other twilites and those unfamiliar to the craft or métier.
1. A group of followers who denude and then spoliates the grandeur of anything entertaining, admired or respected, and fags it up with over-estimation, over-appraisal, obsession and nonsensical worship and fanaticism.
2. An individual who participates in anything entertaining, admired or respected, and pollutes it with no skill, talent or expertise and then is praised and applauded for their work by other twilites and those unfamiliar to the craft or métier.
"Twilites are ruining the rap game with their obsession with twilites such as: Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane."
"Only a twilite would read Twilight after watching the film."
"We almost lost the Joker to twilites because after the release of 'The Dark Knight', everyone wanted to paint their face and show you a neat pencil trick."
"Only a twilite would read Twilight after watching the film."
"We almost lost the Joker to twilites because after the release of 'The Dark Knight', everyone wanted to paint their face and show you a neat pencil trick."
Related Words
Twilite-Jedi
1. Something that has been twilited to the point that they are considered a "fairy"(Someone who is so embarrassing to the species of man, that he has earned the name of "pansy")
2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)
2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)
People:
Clay Aiken
Lil Wayne
Soulja Boy
Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."
Clay Aiken
Lil Wayne
Soulja Boy
Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."
Twilite-Jedi by Juno36 July 21, 2009
Twibiter
Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.
A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.
Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*
Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!
THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!
BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!
I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*
Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*
Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!
THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!
BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!
I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*
Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
Twibiter by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
Twinite
Can often be a twihard, twilly or twilighter. Twinites take great pride in defending all things Twilight and related to Twilight.
A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.
A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.
Random person: "Edward's a total stalker"
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)
Twinite by Horatio666 November 13, 2009