Someone who can't get enough of the twilight saga despite their ability to see the flaws in plot, content, etc....
Person One: You're reading New Moon AGAIN? I thought you didn't like her writing style.
Person Two: Yeah I just can't seem to get enough of it though... I'm such a twibiter!
Person Two: Yeah I just can't seem to get enough of it though... I'm such a twibiter!
by RueSault September 27, 2009
Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.
A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.
No one likes a Twibiter.
Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*
Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!
THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!
BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!
I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*
Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*
Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!
THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!
BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!
VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!
I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!
DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*
Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
A smaller version of a Twit (a silly annoying person). Normally said with affection and not necessarily an insult.
by Ravenstormfrost June 13, 2019