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Twitterpostor 

A person who is impersonating another person via Twitter.
Person A: Did you hear that Jeff was receiving tweets from his wife?

Person B: No, What did she tweet?

Person A: She was saying that the pool guy was better in bed than the gardener, but it was a Twitterpostor. His best friend created a twitter account under his wife's name and he was the one sending out those tweets

Person B: Aren't you his best friend?

Person A: Yup!
Twitterpostor by Jalisciense June 3, 2009
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Twittershots 

What happens when you post a funny, cool, winning or failing video using a tweet and you ask your friends to tweet back a witty caption for it.
You tweet:

"Watch this guy's nuts get hit by a potato gun and tell me what you think. video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

And people respond:

"That tater gun makes sure that that guy never gets tots someday! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

"Mashed Balls! video.com/potatogunnutshot #Twittershots"

etc, etc..
Twittershots by Spinaroonie November 14, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026