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TwitFlocker 

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?
We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.
TwitFlocker by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010
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twotsmacker 

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina
What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!
twotsmacker by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009

Twitslack 

You have been a slacker in regards to keeping up with your audience on Twitter.com. You have not been "twitting" regularly and or frequently.
Oops, I was a twitslack today! Apparently you are twitslacking again. Looks like you are a twitslacker today. #twitslack #twitslacker #twitslacking
Twitslack by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Titsmacker 

A girl with really banger titties. Those tits are so out of this world that when you pass her on the street you just wanna smack them bitches.
Bro pranav's girl is soo busty. Hell yeah man she's a grade A titsmacker.
Titsmacker by Cool j January 17, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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