TwitFlocker 

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?

We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.

TwitFlocker by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.

Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!

Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

twitfuckery 

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.

The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable

twitfuckery by The_Woj November 9, 2021

Twitfucker 

A person who in engages in senseless acts or performs activities without considering the resulting consequences.

It looks like a herd of twitfuckers came through and tipped all the trash cans last night.

That twitfuckers ate a $30 meal and left me no damn tip!

Twitfucker by The_Woj November 13, 2021

twotblocker 

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

twotblocker by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009