Twisticle 

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

Twisticle by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

twitical mass 

The point at which one has enough Twitter followers to have an expert on virtually any subject ready to answer your most random questions.

@malki: "This week alone I've already heard from librarians, JPL engineers, and now solar phenomena enthusiasts."

@brendo_91: "(you've reached) twitical mass."

twitical mass by randomtwitterer October 30, 2012

testiculectomy 

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

testiculectomy by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

twisticles 

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

twisticles by urbandickchinairy February 8, 2007

Twitchles 

There are many variations for the word twitchles. (1) If a person calls you this, they simply are too lazy to call you by your real name; (2) Being a twitch is another way of saying "Gay" or "Homo" or "pole greaser" etc, (3) Twatchina is simply the feminem version of twitchles, but since most gays are feminem, we save it for the fag hags a.k.a. back bone to the gay community; (4) It can also be converted to "Twitchy" and is often used as an adjective describing one's fabulosity.

(1) fag: Hey ...umm twitchles

fag hag: hey gorgeous

(2) fag hag: check out that twitch!

fag: mmm fuck me sideways!!

(3) fag: hey twatchina

fag hag: hey twitchles, wanna get some dick?

(4) fag hag: omg he is sooooo twitchy

fag: isnt he? absolutely yums

Twitchles by Josephina & Christofagiss October 25, 2009

Twitiquette

Twitter etiquette. This includes such considerations as language, information about locations, adding and removing followers.

You really shouldn't be allowed to twitter until you have taken a course on twitiquette. People need to know what they should and should not say on twitter.

Twitiquette by Mark Guadagnoli May 20, 2008

Twidiculous 

When someone uses "Twitter" just to say something as trivial as what they ate for lunch especially if it was something as common as a tuna sandwich.

Her tweets are twidiculous.

Twidiculous by Delinda Dyrssen December 16, 2009