12 definitions by urbandickchinairy

twisticles

a pair of testicles that are twisted up

Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

by urbandickchinairy February 7, 2007

nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

by urbandickchinairy February 9, 2008

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy March 10, 2016

ookie dookie

A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".

Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.

by urbandickchinairy June 17, 2019

get surgical

Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks.

Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.

by urbandickchinairy January 26, 2008

baguette

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

lollapalosers

The douchebags who invade Chicago on the weekend of Lollapalooza.

The train was crowded with Lollapalosers.

by urbandickchinairy August 5, 2007