Twit

1. A lovely little annoying bird that'll shove their twitter tweet up your throat

2. Nincompoop

3. A nosy human being

#1: You're a twit
#2: I acknowledge that.
#1: It's because you're a twit

by habhhahhahahahahahah July 23, 2018

twit

In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't fucking seem to type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/

twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.

by undisclosed due to safety reasons November 2, 2006

TWIT

Train Wreck In Training

See the pictures of so-and-so's 9 yr old sister's stripper boots? She's a TWIT.

by badgrammir October 26, 2009

twit

someone who uses the social networking site "twitter"

My girlfriend is always on twitter, she is such a twit.

by digireads February 5, 2010

twit

twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.

by Jirka January 24, 2007

Twit

According to Snapple FAQ juice. Its a pregnant goldfish.

The goldfish is twit.

by hjklzwrhsh vdz July 2, 2005

Twit

A Twitter user

Gee! My project manager has posted 12 times on Twitter today... she is such a Twit.

by Hugotohell March 19, 2009