Acronym for "Terrible Woman Instigating Trouble". Most often a female friend or co-worker who in an obsessive covert manner sabotages the relationship of a committed couple to oust one partner for her to permanently replace. May have issues (+/-) of mental or physical impairment typically found to be undesirable in a mate.
"Honey, have you noticed our friend Swethoggah giving you "the look"? S/he drops in so often I sometimes think s/he doesn't want you and I to spend time alone. We should start being not so available because s/he is acting like a T.W.I.T."
by J-A G Higg... September 18, 2006
A pregnant goldfish.
"What is a twit?"
"A pregnant goldfish!"
-Anthony Wilde
by wilde February 10, 2014
person who goes on twitter
That twit, Tisharra, is constantly on Twitter!
by sammyman October 12, 2009
TWITs stands for 'Teenage Women in Their Thirties' and refers to 30-something women who have extended their adolescence, as well as those who, after starting a family, have entered a second teenage lifestage. The poster girls might be Pink, Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani.
As noted by Australian social researcher Mark McCrindle (, the popularisation of lifestyle segments began in the 1980’s most notably with the Yuppies (Young Urban Professionals) and then the DINKs (Double Income, No Kids). The 1990’s introduced us to the SNAGs (Sensitive New Age Guy) and the WAGs (Wives And Girlfriends –notably of sporting stars). Other recent labels include KIPPERS (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings), NETTELs (Not Enough Time To Enjoy Life), the Downagers, the Silver Stylers and the Boomerang kids.
"Did you see those TWITs at the bar?"
by Wolfwoman September 12, 2009
The name you call you call little British kids that call you names on call of duty at 3 in the morning. YOU MUST USE THE FAKE ACCENT, otherwise, call them a twat.
"You bloody twit, don't even speak cause your bawls have not dropped quite yet"
by TheTwitofallTwits May 12, 2009
a pregnant goldfish
omg, he is totally a twit
hes a pregnant goldfish?
by whatthefrenchtoast? May 19, 2008
In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't fucking seem to type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

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twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.
by undisclosed due to safety reasons November 02, 2006

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